Voyage of the Mimi

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How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

We didn’t get the Bell Riots but maybe we’ll get a WWIII.

Still have my fingers crossed for Irish Reunification this year.

There was no world where we just didn’t do lockdowns

Maybe the world where Trump implemented the pandemic response plan that Obama left for him. But, no, we got Mr. Inject-Bleach-And-Shove-A-Lightbulb-Up-Your-Ass.

Some days you’re Arthur. Some days you’re Agrajag.

Nobody lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

I can’t control what they do with their votes. So it’s not like me voting every time did anything at all.

Yeah but it’s not like I’ve got more than one of them, and everyone else is a fucking idiot.

No amount of voting seems to help either.

The results of last night’s election says otherwise.

I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but the moron death cult already has the arsenal

What’s more concerning is that millions more people saw it and didn’t bother to stop him.

Paine was far more radical than the rest of them, and wrote scathing critiques of them that caused him to become extremely unpopular before he died.

I’ve also never met a person who can isolate the moment when electrical technology became known to man.

Clearly demonic.

Tucker should throw out all his electrical devices.

I would be really surprised if there’s not a strain called Unicorn Farts

Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

It’s a ghost in the machine. Super spooky.

I’ll only buy it if there’s a scale model of Menards in the scale model of Menards