It bothers me that the bear has the goatee.
It bothers me that the bear has the goatee.
It’s taking into account relativity and the speed of the earth traveling through space.
Is that a radio tv on top of the dresser in the mirror?
I’ve always heard “I wanna be sedated” as “I gotta pee so bad”
I understand none of this
Weird way to spell blahaj
So a mother is someone who watches moths?
I’m seeing a lot of “acting on a not-a-hint is way too dangerous” comments. I’m curious as to what you think acting on a hint is. They almost never mean “let’s make start boning with no further communication”.
Just ask “are you flirting with me?”
Just call them all Persians
10 minutes? That’s it. That’s easily a 3 hour time sink.
I only want the documentation if you have to fax it to me
By a similar argument her body is about 13 billion.
They’re the worst when diced, especially in something like stir fry. Your chewing your rice/veggie similar consistency mix then all the sudden you get either a crunchy flake (for uncooked onions) or a tiny piece of wet paper (for cooked).
I realize this rant is childish, but my sensory issues make this a big deal for me and I need to put my foot down… even if it causes my heel to light up.
For some reason my brain replaced the hyphen with a comma, very different message.
but it’s not…
you know what, nevermind.