Spaghetti_Hitchens

If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.

I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.

No. There are too many people on this planet.

Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.

Seriously. Fuck that plant

Was is determined if it was a human right or a human left that got him?

That makes offering mustache rides… better?

She looks like Bride of Pinbot

I think there’s some in Boston Harbor

Reminds me of a quote I heard somewhere that I will now butcher.

Michael Caine was so good in the Muppets Christmas Carol because he considered his fellow Muppets to be actors.

Tim Curry was so good in the Muppets Treasure Island because he considers himself to be a muppet.

Because it makes you feel like you have friends

Slava Ukraini

If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now

Ron Perlman

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he’s saying that?

“Per my last email…”

Oh the one I couldn’t be bothered to read?

Well it’s Russia’s next gen; it’s just that Russia’s next gen is NATO’s 3 gens ago

That’s why Jeff has a desk job now

Do they have to be wearing funny hats? Asking for a friend

What do you mean? Obviously 97% of impoverished Venezuelans support war instead of food!