The fire IN the tent is hilarious

He is a revolutionary…

Repeating the word on the top and bottom text is a hallmark of these kinds of shit posts.

I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!

Not nesssicarily, but the “filtered” part of the premium water seems to imply that you have to pay to get cleaner water.

Pay for the PRIVILEGE of not drinking contaminated water!

Which makes no fucking sense since conservatives just make those issues worse.

something something batman makes him a super special bike that can withstand his speeds

I think it’s another word for chewing tobacco?

dub

People want what they don’t have I guess

If your only social interactions are through work, you’ve got a problem already.

Does going this far with targeted ads actually increase people’s likelihood to buy something? Like, the value of data you can get on someone has to plateau at some point, right?

sheer-agony/10

You see, this is my biggest gripe with TikTok, so many people treat it like the ONLY place to get information. Just search “McDonald’s hash browns copycat recipe”.

I like how the memes have evolved from “taylor swift uses her private jet too much” to “taylor swift IS a private jet”

I remember reading that statistically women actually think about sex more than men, we’re just better at hiding it lol

I like the theory the rapture already happened but only a few people qualified so no one noticed

Judging by the translation errors, I can only assume this cream will burn off my skin like acid.

the original is the kid says “it’s the guy from skibidi toilet” which is animated in SFM and uses a multitude of Half Life assets, including the g-man. In the original meme g-man sends the kid to a room full of killer aliens (referencing the bad ending of half-life 1) for thinking he’s originally from skibidi toilet.