People are downvoting you, because they fail to see the reference to Tucker Carlson always being mock confused about even very simple things and making that stupid fart-smelling face.

My thought exactly. Arabic numerals imply the decimal system and then people can’t use their grandma’s recipes anymore.

A microwave already freezes when you set the time to a negative number.

And it would have a great collaboration, but also a friendly rivalry, going with my robot butler.

The Chinese are more frugal in their methods of genocide, but the disregard for human life is about the same.

It’s an ereggtion.

The historical context here is that’s how you cracked eggs in the middle ages, before they had our modern egg-cracking technology. You balanced the egg on the head of a priest or monk and then hit it with a rock. So the excitement comes from the imminent enjoyment of a freshly cracked egg.

Also many birds, especially corvids.

It’ll never be truly equal as long as there’s a fixed order of the letters. The only way to make it fair is to include all the letters (from every writing system, not just the latin because that feels overly eurocentric) and the guarantee true randomness of the order or come up with some system where the order is shifted by one every time it’s mentioned. Also, the original letters must be in the center to begin with (to make them equally distant for RTL or LTR readers), to make up for their historical over exposure.

“religion of peace” is itself an oxymoron, no matter which one of them it’s applied to.

I’m no good with kids, but basically turn the things on and off a few times, to make sure they don’t get stuck from mineral build up or something. If you need to change your faucet, you need to be able to turn the water off and this is what these valves do.

I bet with time you could just hold the pill flat on your hand, reach back and your asshole would gobble it up like a horse.

I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to molesting kids.

“Yeah I know what the church did and it doesn’t bother me in the least. If those kids didn’t want to be molested, they shouldn’t have been near priests.”

Invent a language, then teach it to a stranger against their will.

Or Roxette

Yeah, come to think of it, Trumpers also seemed to enjoy RAtM a lot until they got all political.

I’d also be extremely surprised if there was any, as much as a single (sentient) individual, overlap in the Trump and Guthrie fanbase.

Smoking meats.

I’m the meat chef.