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Cake day: July 17th, 2023

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  • My elementary school was an old Timex watch factory. It was a “temporary” building that ended up lasting 13 years. The only windows in the building were in the office and kindergarten wing. Last I checked, which was over a decade ago, the building had been turned into a firefighter training course.

    So, school being a prison? All I have to do is remember my elementary school days.



  • Not mine, but my dad’s that I was there to witness.

    It was summer (90s) and we were all camping at a lake. My sister and I were playing with some kids while my dad was chatting up the other kids’ dad. Just as I was getting out of the water I hear the other dad exclaim “you remind me of a guy I used to know called [name]!” My dad laughs and says “I am [name].” Turns out they used to go to school together decades before.

    It’s stuck with me all these years, and has somewhat been turned into an inside joke within our family.




  • Blinkies - those small gifs that blinked to give the impression of glitter.

    iframes - precursor to divs, but definitely added that “only works in IE” feel.

    More contrast between font color and background image - it’s too easy to read.

    12pt Times New Roman font - gotta squint to read and default font for everything

    Flashy gif banner at your header and footer - bonus points if they’re the same image

    All urls default to underlined blue and purple.

    Mouse cursor with trails. The more sparkles, the better.

    Clip art. Clip art everywhere.







  • Not sure if this would count, but here it is:

    • Stovetop stuffing
    • Canned chicken

    Boil water amount on the box in the electric kettle. Drain canned chicken. (Some brands need to be rinsed because of the amount of salt in the broth they’re canned in.) Add stuffing, butter (amount according to the box) and chicken into a bowl. Stir to incorporate. Add boiling water, stir again, and cover for 5 minutes. Fluff and serve.

    I suggest using the low sodium version as there will be a lot of salt between the box of stuffing and canned chicken. Can also use leftover cooked chicken.







  • If you like DOS games, ScummVM has an android app for their emulator and then you could hit up abandonware sites for nostalgia games. Works for some Win95 games as well. Played Woodruff on my phone a few years ago, an ISO file inside ScummVM, and besides the aspect ratio being a bit off it was playable.

    I tend to go back to mindless puzzle games on my phone and set weird challenges for myself. I like HexaMania and InBlock by AleksDev. I paid for no ads, iirc 99¢USD, and haven’t regretted it. No freeminum b.s. in those two. (There is a HexaMania 2 by the same person, but even with paying for no ads it has a pay to keep playing mechanic that keeps me away from it.)

    Flow Free is a great connect the dot series of games that you can get the full game through Google Play Pass. Hundreds of levels per game. And with it being on GPP, you get unlimited hints if you get stuck.

    If you want an exploration sandbox game, there are always Minecraft and Terraria to enjoy.

    Einstein Riddle by Rottz Games, also in GPP, is a good logic puzzle game.