You have to work and pay rent in prison.

Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

LIB!

Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

It’s designed to be controlled with only one hand.

Definitely not. Haven’t you met one before?

Yeah I knew from the moment it happened that Putin was behind it. It’s a distraction from a much more important war.

“If you see a homeless person with a funny sign, they probably haven’t been homeless very long.” - Chris Rock

Once DJT croaks their graves are significantly going to dry up though.

And he fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.

Scrolling marquees, blinking text, background midi music, hit counters, guest books, and web rings?

I wonder how many carbon credits you get for executing a human.

I bet LA Beast could eat 3 of them.

I’m surprised they haven’t replaced Netanyahoo with Netangoogle yet.

The first amendment disagrees.

The OptiGrab!

Cheaper too

Butter + fly + knife = balisong

Not hot dog

Star Wars is a simplistic naive story where every single character is either good or evil. There’s no character complexity whatsoever. The main reason the original trilogy was so successful is because they were very well made movies made in a time when well made movies hadn’t even been done yet. Star Wars raised the bar of how good a movie should look and feel. But the story is trash.