Ted Jackson

Pistachio gelato, any brand will do.

Ive found them dull all the time, but never broken

Victorinox uses a steel that favours corrosion resistance over hardness. They’re easy to sharpen though, I’ve even used the underside of a ceramic coffee cup.

If the project has a community forum or chat, be active and help answer questions. That takes a lot of pressure off the dev team. I did that for 4-5 years on the Handbrake project before family commitments ate up my free time.

Enjoy!

I’ve been trying to organise a date night with my wife but finding a sitter for six kids is tricky.

Swimming lessons for the kids in the morning, then eye examinations for four of them. Home for lunch, then pressure cleaning the courtyard and laying fresh mulch in preparation for toilet training my 6 week old puppies.

I’ll also clean out the aviary and last fresh sand for the quails if I have time, then probably a family movie, enchiladas for dinner followed by whatever my eight year old bake.

Just another Saturday.

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Why not pay hospitality workers a halfway decent wage, and leave tipping for exemplary service? That’s how it works in the rest of the developed world.

I believe he’s implying he was asleep during geography.

I believe this is how they name volcanoes in Iceland. Eyjafjallajökull my ass.

Pocket knives, and Swiss army knives in particular. I’ve loved them since I was given my first one as a child, which was the impetus for me to stop biting my nails.

I know the feeling. I’ve got about 6-8 flashlights around the house at the moment and can’t really justify buying more. My SO thinks I’m barmy.

Grabbed a Pepsi Max from the vending machine at the local library.

And just like that, you’ve invented laserdisc.

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Obligatory.

I’m guessing some sort of collaboration with Snoop Dogg? 🤷‍♂️

“It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.”

Spread the rumour it’s schoolgirl urine, change the name to Pi-Tsingtao and export to Japan. Problem solved.

Don’t use sarcasm, it confuses me.