Unless your poor.

Except what the leader of Germany decides to do doesn’t generally affect the entire planet. At the same time if the leader of Germany was a racist, sexist, fascist, bigoted piece of shit hell bent on becoming a dictator I’d wanna know about every detail.

“How do I bury my head in the sand and act like none of this is real?”

This is what everyone who says shit like this sounds like. I get that it’s not your country but the fact remains that it’s still going to effect you as well.

Women create most of their own issues and then blame men for not fixing them.

Obviously I’m not saying all their problems cause men are pretty fucked but most of the problems women complain about are because of other women.

Especially when it comes to beauty standards.

They sound like real life Yoshis

I do my best but I’m not that creative.

Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.

You’d be surprised at how similar they are. There’s even a term for it called ya’llternative.

Goth chicks like country boys for some reason.

they sound recorded better than live

That’s like 90% of all musicians though.

Honestly don’t understand the hate ffdp gets.

If someone could clue me in that’d be nice cause like I genuinely like a lot of their original songs as well as the remakes.

First though is lockpicks

Meanwhile I was thinking it was shredding bacon…

Yeah because even doing what you love is hell when you don’t make enough money to thrive or don’t have enough time to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Yeah cause that’s what matters here.

There’s a reason it’s an opaque cup 😉

I’m a lifelong cook. I’m gonna die on the line lmfao

For real. I hope those who can, evacuate, and those who can’t, find safety.

Oh yeah I’m making jokes but I can only imagine what these people are about to go through.

My father was in NC when Helene hit and almost died as the road he was on collapsed down the mountain. That’s 3 whole ass states away from the hurricane landing and it still did that much damage. Milton is gonna seriously fuck people up.

That’s like…all memes? Someone makes a joke and the internet repeats it ad nauseum.

I mean look at lemmy and the beans or jeans or beams. An already dumb joke recycled endlessly.

I mean it’s the same vein as

Gets a tattoo

Card declines

Tattoo artist pulls out a cheese grater

The only reason people think this is unfunny is because of the rape aspect which, while I understand most people see as not cool, doesn’t instantly mean it’s not funny.