Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

Probably Kid A, although I have memories so firmly attached to it that I don’t know that I’d want to.

I don’t believe in karma but holy shit did this guy get some!

“So I’ve got this knife fight scheduled for tomorrow…”

Seriously, WTF?

Same boat (started with dry January and didn’t stop)!

I still feel good. Not sure long term if I’ll become more lax for special events but not for now.

I believe that’s the rule in Germany, meaning, giving a month’s notice.

I didn’t realize it was regulated myself!

Hi friend!

Now you do.

I also did but I thought it was kinda lame?

Lowsy results

Future reference, the word you’re looking for here is “lousy”.

Stay fresh!

Easy.

Challenge them to trial by combat.

If they’re so thin skinned, you’ll easily win with your superior, thicker skin.

Proof of shitty railing or super strength?

Dude’s built like Mr. Incredible at the beginning of The Incredibles so….

I’ve heard concern of it becoming a pandemic in deer populations and also scientists are worried it’ll spread to people!

Yaaaaaaaaay. 🫠

KI-generated

A Kamehameha is also KI-generated.

I mean, “etc” is right there.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.

But if you ask him, he has to like tell you he’s a TimeCop, right?

Maintenance.

1000%.

I’ve noticed across platforms, posts, texts, etc.

My guess is that there’s been a slow infiltration of “AI powered” autocorrect across the industry.

Other than that, I don’t really have a good answer to the broad, sweeping degradation of autocorrect.

But you’re definitely not the only one.

Thirdeded.