Well thankfully I expect to die before I retire. As Homer Simpson once said “You tried, and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Unless I hit the lottery which I almost never play. Retirement would be miserable for me. Basically just waiting to die already. My grandparents could barely afford to survive. My parents are almost there and are the same.

I’ve done duo lingo for a couple languages. I find it easier to read the language. But without actual conversation with another person. Makes it very hard to grasp the language. I’ve gotten a tip. That watching children shows that use the language are the best way to start. Dora for example.

Can someone explain like I’m 30 something and have no clue what any of that means?

To me, I read it as though he decided to lose weight after 6 weeks of his friend texting him. He then decided after 6 weeks, that he will start losing the weight. Yea? Yea I’ll go with that

Sounds like he didn’t give the extra 59 seconds like he promised. Classsssiiiiiic

Kraft dinner mac and cheese.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Your comment is my reward my guy. Cheers

So you’re actually mentally working 24 hours paid for 12. Got it

Holy shit! I need to do this. Thank you!

Nature’s slow cooker…

I can see it now. Some random doesn’t understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn’t say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man’s nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can’t have nice things. Haha

You can’t tell me what to do!

Fixing small things. My friends or family need something fixed that doesn’t require a professional. I like figuring out how to fix things or at least providing a temporary solution. I do it because I’m helping someone, also I’m building my skill set. A basic search of answers and videos teaching me how to do it properly most times is easy to find. If not I find a way to create a safe temporary solution until they can have one come in. Very fulfilling, especially if you like a challenge.

The Fionavar tapestry. Guy Gaverial Kay. Never had a writer influence my life more.

Broke my arm snowboarding. It was totally crooked, they had to put me under to set it. I fell asleep couldn’t move, but was awake the whole time. I just laid there and listened to the doctor and nurses conversations. The second time I had to get all 4 wisdom teeth pulled but they had to do a biopsy on a growth in my jaw. That one was just a count down then I woke up shivering in a medical bed next to other people that got put under. No dreams, just woke up and asked for a blanket.

Does it have a watermark?