Good call. “Let’s burn all blockchains in a fire” is actually a great idea.

The correct answer to every suggestion that contains the word “blockchain” is “that’s a terrible fucking idea.”

Look, I right-clicked $1.2 million.

(Full disclosure, it took a little more than right-clicking to download that image. OpenSea apparently purposefully makes it hard to download images. Not terribly hard, though. Only took me a couple of minutes to figure out.)

The world needs more things like Skibidi Toilet. It’s reminescent of a brand of bizarre internet humor I thought had permanently died out long ago.

2023 was the year Mississippi declared war on New Mexico.

Wait, do people who are counting calories cook, for instance, spaghetti with meat sauce, cheese, and meatballs and only count the calories in the spaghetti? That’s got to be kindof a denial and/or self-deception kind of phenomenon rather than legitimately thinking that the calories in, say, sauce are negligible or “cook off” somehow, right?

I’ve got a smart TV on which the Wifi broke very shortly after I got it. I just use a Chromecast and it works nicely.

Derivative and uninspired. Have an upvote.

I can still feel in my mind’s skin the sticky, greasy venier that coated the inside of the play places.

The kiosk, but only if it’s new and hasn’t been handled by the greasy-fingered hordes for years already.

How did you get it to play sound when my phone is muted? How!?

Let’s see if we can get them to to sixth largest!