Melt it.
Wait…
I see why he’s smiling
As a parent, I couldn’t give two shits if you don’t have kids. Not gonna convince you. It’s your story not mine.
You’re also not going to convince me I made a poor decision.
Running out of time in general.
It doesn’t matter what other people think, full stop. The world is full of people who think they know better. ignore them.
The consultant’s proverb: done is better than perfect
Hahaha holy shit, some of them are way the fuck out there
Live footage of me reviewing a report that has a repeated word series like this:
Pegging is less painful
All good G
Trust me when I say I would be the last person to spout shit like that
That’s the song base I used so good job!
I get it. I was young once, and my lizard brain did all the driving. I didn’t pull my head out of my ass until 27, and the pop could be heard around the globe. That actually coincides with the last cognitive development stage, which happens around 26-27. Life before then seems so unbelievably cringeworthy.
The thing, though is that men in general do not bond or mentor each other, generally, or at the very least, we don’t surround ourselves with people who we can learn from, because funni.
Men need to work on helping each other grow. Memes are great. Booze is fun. However, there should be something deeper than context based friendships, and that all starts with being comfortable talking and being somewhat vulnerable with each other, and honest with ourselves about what we are feeling internally.
Missed opportunity
I don’t really like AI, but it’s good for a quick reference or a laugh. I used it here:
The Knights Demand a Shrubbery
Verse 1.
You’re lost in the woods, there’s no escape
Surrounded by knights who control your fate
With high-pitched cries and armor strange
They’re here to make bizarre demands
Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
They won’t stop 'til you agree
To bring the plants they need
Verse 2
They shout “Ni!” with relentless force
Your quest derailed, diverted course
A leafy green is the price you’ll pay
If you wish to walk away
Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the woe they bring to bear
If you leave their words unheard?
Bridge
Kneel and grovel, beg and plea
The Knights have power over thee
A shrill decree, absurd and loud
From knights who stand so proud
Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the curse, the dreaded spell
The Knights of Ni who rule this dell
Outro
In the land of nonsense, the Knights hold sway
No quest can end in any other way
Without the shrubbery they desire
You’ll be stuck in their thorny mire
They can do it better than I can at 7 am. I just sit there and drool looking at my screen