I’ll give it a whirl. I don’t find I have any difficulty picking up stuff though

Yeah I think that’s the one

The first thing that came to mind (assuming this is being wheeled into my classroom) was that 90s birthing video they used to show in sex ed. It culminated in them showing the baby’s birth; though the poor thing probably got rug burn coming out.

I’m trying to find who they are talking about but coming up empty on Hans Duchtelstein

Why? I’m tired to the tracks just like you.

Amazing

I hate nylocks. They are such a bitch to work with in my experience

Back when Disney movies were gut punches

Airborne seafood.

Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.

Bunch of spring-loaded snakes

Non-stop nut November

I’m doing my part!

I actually agree, but I didn’t when I was a kid

Good friend of mine for a bit of fibre stuck in there from the Q tip, it got infected and blew her ear drum…

That was a wonderful rabbit hole

I figured, but still

I haven’t even finished reading this and I’m saving it as pasta. The fact you put this much effort into a shitpost is amazing.

Edit: this is legitimately well written to boot. Amazing job @[email protected]

So it’s value is essentially zero?

https://youtu.be/BRAkobf-tVI?si=fMXwDcOHU7SAXndb