Mickey Moses spent 40 days and 40 nights on a steam boat until they finally found land.

That’s a good metaphor! I’m not sure about the rock though, throwing a rock into a complicated machine doesn’t seem like the best idea. I’d consider replacing it with oil, where it needs to cover the gears at the top first before it can drip down.

But you compared it to other planes, not to cars. Please leave the goal posts were they are.

And horseshoes too.

Scholly D - Gucci Time (1986)

Also, I live in the US,

The first paragraph made that clear.

But unlike in Russia, whether the western governments supports Ukraine is at least kind of dependent on wether the people support Ukraine. Pulling supports it might be a bad election tactic now (although it wasn’t in Slovakia), but will it be one next year or in 2025?

I don’t see it either.

Collectively know as the four humors.

Acknowledging the causes for crime isn’t defending criminals. You will not be able to condemn these effects away.

TL;DR: OP didn’t know that winter isn’t everywhere at the same time.

me happy about the cold winter, happy earth can cool down for a moment

Am I missing something here or is OP not aware that winter isn’t everywhere at the same time, and that tropical regions don’t follow these “classical” (for lack of a better term) seasons at all?

Obviously climate change is bad and all that, but the upper caption makes no sense.

As much as English speakers call each other “male sibling” or “canine”.

Technically correct, but no one makes that association in everyday language.

Which is kinda unfortunate. Mich_iel would’ve been much more on brand.

May a capella sink with it.

Sssshhh. Let it sink.

They can be, but that doesn’t make them completely interchangeable.

This headline is straight up propaganda then.

That’s called a lie, not propaganda.

I think you underestimate how much salt that is.

Sea water has a salinity of around 35g/kg.

No one wants pasta water as salty as the sea - although unsalted water doesn’t sound much more appealing.