Why does it say 2019 and not 2020?

My son loves (loved? It’s been a while) this video.

a bunch of programming linuxites lying that their stuff is totally intuitive

This is my least favorite part of the fediverse. I’m pretty tech savvy, and the jump to Mastodon when Elon took over and Lemmy when apps stopped working wasn’t easy. Having to pick an instance to sign up with was a huge roadblock for me.

Now this is shitposting.

Amen. If flopping onto her doesn’t her there then god didn’t want her to cum.

That blog is the real shitpost.

He left his driver’s license in the background. /s

Both genosides.

Death of the author means I can still listen to Ignition, but I have to kill R Kelly if I ever see him.

I’m gonna start spelling it intravert.

South Park was great.

I was on your side, but you make it sound sexy.

I tagged you as a Constiposter, cause you can’t shitpost.

Hard tacos disgust me. If I want my taco hard, I’ll get it hard myself.

Stupid title rule

half million years old

🙄

That’s just… Wow.

Not soon enough.

Don’t mess with Texas. Don’t mess with anything Texas produces. Don’t mess with things that have messed with Texas. Avoid Texas at all costs.