I’m that uncle

Edit: I also have that uncle. He’s biracial and I’m queer just to give you an idea.

Super glue in the speaker holes seems like a good solution

It’s like frothing but with a lisp

If I dual boot windows, I tend to disconnect my Linux drive any time I do anything on the Windows side. Even installing Windows fresh using default settings, it managed to completely erase my Linux disk to put the Windows bootloader on it even though I selected a completely different disk for the Windows OS. Won’t be making that mistake again. And by mistake I mean dual booting Windows. That pile of spaghetti code gets a VM.

That was a treat for the fingers!

If this did happen, it would be you vs your insurance provider, not you vs yourself which is why this scenario is bunk.

That looks like a gorilla with horse parts grafted onto it

Thank you for limiting the spread of freedom units. I wish my country would just get over itself and switch already.

Kushner is one of the reasons I wish hell was real.

Literally just had a kiosk removed from my workplace last week because it was running Windows and kept looping into a BSOD and rebooting. It was kinda entertaining watching it struggle to pull up the kiosk app and then BSOD again.

people don’t stop to murder other people without guns

I live in a red state with lax gun laws. This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve heard anyone say on the Internet. You should sit down and have a talk with Ahmaud Arbery.

Part of the reason I got a brother LaserJet instead of an Epson eco tank was because I don’t need to worry about toner drying out. As much as I try to avoid it, I still need to print once in a blue moon and it’s not really “efficient” to drive to the library.

I’m a Linux Administrator. I maintain machines that think.

Thank you for your efforts. TIL

I regret purchasing Diablo III and with everything I’ve been hearing from people playing IV and what I’ve observed going into the game, I’m 95% sure I won’t enjoy it. It’s a fact that most twitch streamers playing IV abandoned it to play previous versions of Diablo. Connecting the dots isn’t hard and doesn’t require you to play the game.

And here I thought it was the Palestinians raping people. /s

It would make it harder to compensate the devs for sure, though. They lost their finances and whoever picks the project back up will need to build their revenue stream from scratch although I feel that a good portion of yuzu contributors will just start funding one of the forked projects.

Pronounced “fuck you”. The “ck” is violent

Fuck sponges. I get a dopamine rush replacing my brush.

You’ll probably be shipped off to Africa at some point. America isn’t interested in oil anymore, it’s all about them minerals so we can build them high tech weapons.