If you wanna say “hello shark!” in Danish you’ll say “hej haj!”

Good thing we don’t have sharks in Danish waters otherwise it’ll become pretty awkward when you greet someone at the beach.

In Denmark our district heating is so great that we have to import trash to burn at our Combined Heat and Power plants. Bit ironic given that we’re also a market leader on windmills that are supposed to replace plants.

I call it sand that’s been tortured so much they started doing math.

I believe in Denmark the rule is just not to be a nuisance in traffic. I’m not sure a lower limit is that necessary.

In Denmark we have a single piece of highway were we have a “crawl lane”. It’s slightly uphill and outside the lane you must go at least 80km/h. I know it is more common in Southern Europe.

Well, it bloody hell is! Me not being bothered to get to school in time is also an excuse! It might not be a good excuse, but that wasn’t the question

Be happy that your local culture isn’t 8 to 4 instead of 9 to 5… Bring a night owl sucks here…

There might be some form of survivorship bias in there. We aren’t documenting the instances we aren’t discovering.

Only thing missing is a review from Techmoan

That’s it. You won the internet for today.

1L of water/milk = 1kg. This holds true for most liquids that are measured by volume in metric recipes.

God dammit. It’s Monday morning and I already crave a whisky sour.

It’s not like you’re eating out of your ass. There’s actually a reason why you must wash your hands with soap every time you have had your hand in the nether region.

The documented one. It is hell to work with APIs where only the happy path is documented.

That’s what a year of being a software architect does to you.

It is a porn reference

Can confirm, it looked better as a pitch black blob.

You tested positive.

This fact might save my live one day

You’re welcome, now you don’t need to risk your own phone in order to know :p