WELCOMETHRILLHO [comrade/them]

Thatcher was the only person uglier in person than their puppet in this video.

This isn’t my actual answer, but I tried doing that treadmill dance and immediately busted my ass

This feels like a cheat answer, but as someone who has played for 25 years and organized events for 15, I’m likely much more knowledgeable about the rules of Magic: the Gathering than the “average person”. Not sure that I am necessarily exponentially better than the average player, but maybe I am now that so many people play digitally and don’t need to know the rules as much.

These people are so dumb, they aren’t “water mountains”, they are Lands with the subtypes Island and Mountain, meaning they can tap for blue or red mana.