Pfft, everyone knows that

S’alright. You’re the man, the dude

Well, the first part is semi traditional. Ex presidents being called president is fairly common.

The second part is because assholes.

Even on reddit,I wasn’t a poster. I did my thing in comments.

\m/

I already think of dead kittens when I masturbate

LMAO! I was thinking of this exact idea when I saw that.

It is a very early meme

I hope one of them displays tables right lol.

This post is a hot mess on jerboa.

That’s true.

But, everyone should be working from the assumption that whatever they put on the internet is there forever anyway.