Everyone that voted for Cheeto Christ has willingly put their teeth to the curb, so SUKBRICK isn’t far off.

How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…

How do they work?!

I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:

Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.

Its the Homan Square Black Site. Used to be a Sears warehouse. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homan_Square_facility

You haven’t met my mother’s Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.

I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get ‘Chinese Symbols’ written in all caps on him.

The amazing bastard did it.

You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn’t test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.

The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.

I have exactly that, but in my right arm.

Maybe its because I’m left handed…

To be fair, it has the most boots to be licked and some people have urges that the rest of us will never understand. /S

To be fair, a guy would need to be over 6" to make it past her thigh folds.

As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.

That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.

-Lack- of magnesium can cause cramps.

Supplementing magnesium can help lots of people since it is lacking in many people’s diets. It can also help you get more and better sleep, just avoid magnesium oxide, that will just make you poop and is unfortunately the form used in many supplements and multi vitamins.

I keep YouTube videos turned down to 360 for this reason.

I get a strange feeling of vertigo if I see hd content above 30fps. The first time I met friends in a bar that was plastered with big screens playing a football game at 60fps was very uncomfortable.

I got backstage access at a U2 concert pretending to be delivering potatoes.

Self defenstration! Genius.

I paid for an argument!