Patapon Enjoyer

Yeah I’d do the same.

In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: “Anything is an insertable toy of you’re brave enough”

Only if a log of the ins and outs goes directly to Bill Gates’s desk.

I think legally this situation is called The Air Bud Loophole

It’s one word in elvish

Sun Tzu’s guide to dating

We’re already like a quarter if the way. Maybe next century

He only uses his full name in the extended cut

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Meridius Decimus Meridius Maximus

What if I steal it?

As an apostate, I don’t really see a difference, but it feels inconsistent to see people praying to a specific Saint all the time. Are they supposed to be the middle man between you and God? Didn’t Jesus die specifically for that?

Hideo Kojima: Hmmm

Not subsidizing the meat industry would be a start

A classic

I am once again asking for widespread public transportation

That’s a xylophone

Taking up smoking also reduces your pulmonary capacity, which makes blowing things harder

They have been getting away with worse for decades.

Kids these days aren’t even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh

It includes your dad, how many more times does he need to beat your mom for you to figure it out