We are having a great time over here in the Fediverse, and they are jealous. So we will continue to have a blast, just to piss them off.

I picked the wrong week to stop shooting heroin.

You don’t have to celebrate your birthday, or any other holiday for that matter. You are allowed to make choices. And when other people get mad, remind them that you are not interested and that’s your choice. They are free to celebrate without you.

That would be fun. And when you get to the name, don’t say yours, loudly say ‘satan’ or ‘zeus’ or ‘slappy the clown’. Whatever comes to mind. And then laugh like a cereal killer afterward.

Vacationing on Mars? Have I got a hair product for you.

Whoa! That looks like the girl from this season of The Block.

Time to be a pirate. Someone needs to hijack these and deliver the product to Ukraine free of charge.

My suggestion is to get away from people, if even for 5 minutes. Go outside, go up or down in an inside stairwell that never gets used (think fire exit), or an unused room (supply, conference) and just say something like “what the actual fuck!”. Take a deep breath and remember, that people who piss you off are just stupid people. And they will do it again. I vent at home alone, talking to myself. That way no one gets subjected to my toxic mood and I feel better. It also helps me process what the stupid people were trying to do, and why their parents wasted so much DNA. And enables me to decide how and if I want to react in the future. Talking to your friends long after the incident is a much healthier situation because you, and they (if they were present), are calmer and you can have a discussion as opposed to a venting/bitching session. Also, keep this in the back of your mind, “is there a solution to this issue?”. The other way to vent with friends is to just ask, “can I vent for 5 minutes?”, and then literally set a timer if they agree. And be sure to give them 5 minutes of your time to vent. Try very hard not to do this daily with people. Seeing a better therapist is a very good idea, They should be able to give you tools to cope. If they can’t, find someone better. Good luck.

Caring what others think is a waste of your time. Always trust your gut, it was always the best option.

Can’t Google just give them a box of Google Play Store cards and be done?

Depending on industry, 60-80% of all servers, globally, are running on Linux. So yes, we are not going away.

Because I’m standing here not wearing any clothes? They are all in the closet btw. :)

Here’s something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that’s gay? Are they gay? Funny how some “men” are so obsessed with “gay” stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.

This is my life now!

Roll up a ‘trump 2024’ poster. Pikachu keychain. Pom Poms’ from the dollar store. Tie a pool noodle to the driver side doors (with a bow knot that can be undone easily). A really long striped stocking, hot pink or some neon color.

BMI is not a medical metric. Here is an article explaining that. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-02/the-problem-with-the-body-mass-index-bmi/100728416

You do know they had guns right? The FBI tracked at least 2 shipments crossing the river by white supremacist groups.

Could it happen? Yes. There is a lot of anger in America. Will it happen in the near (10-15 years) future? No. Why? Watch any and all of the January 6th 2021 videos of the Capitol Riots. That looked like a bunch of alcoholic, mentally ill tailgate partiers tried to take over a nation. It got out of hand and went very, very bad. The only reason they did as much damage as they did, was because actual law enforcement reinforcements were not called in on time. They are just violent idiots who are old, out of shape, delusional about their abilities, and they did not have an actual plan. Civil war is not the immediate threat we face in the USA, it’s the fascism of christianity from within our government that needs to be destroyed. We need a return back to sanity, back to a secular government.

Snail jokes are the slowest to get. Laughing in 10, 9, 8, 7… 6, 5… 4… 3… … 2… … … …, … … …, 1… … … … … … … haha

The stove is not hooked up, or in it’s actual spot, no gas line there. This looks like a kitchen in Asia, and the back of that stove folds down to cover the top, a very common Asian design. So the sink would be accessible if the stove were actually installed where it belongs.