Wait, people type neofetch, as opposed to setting it to run with each time the shell is loaded?

xkill isn’t a function of Wayland.

Yep. Most modern distros should be providing the 555 driver by now.

Great idea, now I just need to know how to do that.

I really want the convenience of binding xkill to a key, which I can use to double tap programs like the undead zombie they’ve become.

I don’t know if you heard, but the Nvidia issues are solved (mostly).

The issue most people had was with Explicit Sync, which was patched in the proprietary Nvidia driver 555 which is upstream on most distros.

Is there a Wayland equivalent?

Windows can kill a process outright.

Hmmmm…

What’s slightly more continent Rudy Giuliani doing here? Does he work for Gaviscon?

I think they meant the giver.

Holy shit, that shit fucking slaps!

Roaming black holes

Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!

One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.

Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.

That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!

You can’t trick me, I know a bullet hell when I see one.

(Not my art)

Ken, I’ll be real with you.

The real reason you’re not getting your dick wet is because you aren’t announcing you want to connect, sexually.

Find a partner who looks similar to Crush, replace their wardrobe with virtually identical clothes to Crush, along with haircut, perfume, etc.

Constantly visit shops close to Crush’s house, so it’s “coincidence” when you bump into Crush and Partner.

From there, before they can talk their way out of an awkward situation, joke about how they look like twins, and that fantasy has always appealed to you.

OK!

SAY IT WITH ME NOW!

WHEN I SAY “BARBARA” YOU SAY “STREISAND”!

READY?!

" BARBARA "

Energy drinks are counter intuitive.

The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a “sugar rush” in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.

Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.

If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You’ll learn to love it as your palette develops.