Pen and paper lol

What a stupid move, why not just use a googleplex?

Fair enough

Is it less severe?

Same thing?

glances at Whoopi Goldberg

You mean Roman Polanski the famous child molester?

Good luck!

Any local woodworkers might be a good place to start but I’m not sure how you’d find one who had the time and skill to take a random job like this. I bet they’re out there though!

Wow, I hadn’t even noticed: Good job!

Make one out of wood?

breaks bottle and waves it around menacingly

Classic Chinese tourists.

No, they’re bad and it’s easy to believe after you’ve tried them. Air dryers in general are garbage.

This company is garbage, their stuff is wildly overpriced and prone to breaking, with ridiculous repair prices to boot. I bought their shitty DC-07 complete with self-destructing clutch that cost $100+ to fix, it was covered under warranty exactly once, then they told me to piss off.

I went and bought a brand new Bissel for $75 and it’s been going strong ever since I bought it, the only repair it ever needed was a new belt once in 15 years. Bonus: You can engage and adjust the beater without turning the vacuum completely off, and it won’t break every time.

Portal 2

Defenestrate means to throw out of a window.

For example, “Someone should defenestrate Putin.”

Fedia.io is an Mbin instance if you want to check it out

What else did they think he was going to do with that chainsaw?

Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon lost one eye and suffered serious injury to the other when a pager he was carrying exploded on Tuesday

It’s literally in the article.