Try Zapdos Ex , 4 heads is bliss

It can’t be normal to wear out k9 teeth. I know they file them so they punch instead of tear but this seems dumb. What is he biting bricks?

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Balance? Fucked up my sour dough starter is what you did Grimace.

Arson.

It looks weird from underneath, way more concave than the view from the side would suggest

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Just hemorrhaging

Eh that bitch sold beans from the oval office, we know he can be bought and sold on the cheap

I thought it was kinda cool

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So sad to see that impostor account on x pretending to be him, just tasteless really

Medical staff arn’t trained with guns and they figure there’s less possibility of an accidental discharge the less people are touching it

Yeah but I wasn’t for a long time. There was a spiderman cartoon where mary jane was targeted for murder because her name was in a database of organ donors and the villain needed her organs for his wife or something. scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and I had a knee jerk reaction when filling out the form I never really thought about. someone had to directly ask me before I realized I had based this decision on a cartoon I saw when I was 5.

These are starting to sound like dark souls bosses

*some humans with a skin condition

“These lines are only visible in those with a mosaic[1][2][3] skin condition or in chimeras where different cell lines contain different genes.” So yeah click bait article

Great B movie idea

No such creature can exist

thoth never had a pyramid that nerd just had a temple up in the hills