sh.itjust.works does great by me!

sporty douchebags

That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

sALt LiFe

They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

Joke’s on you, Safari.

In to deep what?

bOtH sIdEs

I would pay a lot to see this

Small hands

So he didn’t wrestle but he gave Vince a clothesline?

Let’s also remember that Trump literally wrestled in WWE.

God damn Libyans

Well it doesn’t anymore

You should see the Dutch Oven….

Honest question: why would you even try to do that nowadays?

to be*

I just got so tired of trying to find things that don’t suck, messing with bootloaders and custom ROMs, troubleshooting device-specific problems, all of that. I’m too old for that shit now. I get people doing it, but I just said “fuck it” and got the device that mostly Just Works and pairs nicely with my mac. I know, evil blah blah, but I also think Google is worse.

That kind of shit is why I finally switched to iOS. Android’s App Store has a huge seedy ghetto.

Tell me more about this “Denmark”.

And then everybody clapped

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