Makes me wonder whether they’re expecting to lose a significant number of young men for some reason over the next few years as well. Gotta start planning for replacements early.

Crimea river, Ivan. Solve your leadership problem and maybe then I’ll give a fraction of a fuck about your feelings.

If you enjoyed the book, check out the album Haunted by Poe. Anyone with a functioning radio in the 90s may have heard Angry Johnny a time or ten but she’s got some other good tracks too. Poe is the stage name of Anne Danielewski and, if the last name is familiar, that’s because she’s the House of Leaves author’s sister.

Friend-ulums.

Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.

All I know about the EDL is that they don’t like Muslims or hair.

You’re in good company with that time frame. Davidson’s statement can be found here if you’re interested and haven’t seen it already.

It’s the worst slang-based heist mix-up since the Baker Burglars (as they were later known) made off with a truck full of dough.

On a related note, https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5KfL-4asE

Careful Pinocchio, one more lie and she’s going to start choking.

Hope they cited prior work by Horan N., Payne L., Styles H., Tomlinson L. and Malik Z.

Somebody misread “ſeptember” and just went with it.

The name fits, it’s just that the only people in the world who give a shit about baseball are from the USA.

Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.

In his house at R’lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.

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It’s a teleportation device.

That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.

Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.

That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!