Fun fact: English poet Alexander Pope had a great Dane named Bounce. Pope was a well known satirist and was also a short man, and he would not leave his house without bounce by his side. He also wrote a poem called “From Bounce to Fop”, a satirical letter from his dog to the king’s dog.
Edit: damn! It’s satirist not satyrist
Dog, a Chihuahua to be specific.
You need to chew your food.
Huh? I pronounce it ‘al-bite’ because idk it sounds German.
I mean this could’ve been avoided if he peed while sitting.
I mean the outside world is what makes me sad and my pocket computer helps me to escape from reality.
Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.
The dealer advised him not to remove it because it might ruin the paint, and he won the lawsuit
You remember when a international crisis happened after the Swiss police apprehended Gaddafi’s son when he beat hotel staff?