Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Looks pretty neat!

Yup. These are expert scientists with their hands up in the air explaining how this shit is exponentially hitting the fan.

This is an inflection point. The fire alarms are blaring.

They should get every penny of funding available to deal with this.

The family pets disagree.

I hated laughing at this.

Oh, hey now… There’s nothing worth jawing about here /s

Block party? More like blocked party

… you’ve never doubled down before?

Geese have entered the chat with an unapologetic level of aggression

Go fuck yourself, Vlad.

The entire city of Detroit is about to ask “The fuck you doing fuckin’ with our big ass ship?”

The image AND the username… well done

https://youtu.be/6SK7GHDgmmA?si=ojhFaCAkuvL2gO2l

Gets me every time. The Game reigns supreme once again.

The Vitality logo in the corner is the special comedic addition we never knew we needed!

I agree in Midwestern as I put on my shorts and tshirt (I’m not fat, BTW… you just sort of get used to those balmy 50° days)

911 doesn’t just activate police. It activates Fire and Emergency Medical Srvices aka ambulances if your life is in danger for any reason.

People like me?.. I don’t like to reveal a lot about myself online. That being said, I’ve talked many people out of committing suicide or self harm. I’ve said before in other comments that I’m in the medical field at a high level.

Positive mental health treatment is an extremely important subject to me. I stand by what I’ve said because I’ve been there when people have been in crisis.

Kneeling down and talking to a newly diagnosed schizophrenic 18 year old in an isolation room or a suicidal 16 year old girl is not easy and sometimes even dangerous.

All I’m trying to do here is give people immediately available resources if they’re feeling unwell.

Oh, wow. That’s a different take that I hadn’t considered. I’ll be anyone’s something. Even for a single comment… and that’s way better than nothing.