How are you going to leave when you’re in jail?

My opinion is that apple makes some very nice products and they tend to work together well, since they control all the hardware and software. However, their products are overpriced and I can get similar performance at half the cost from other vendors.

This god character is a real prankster.

Haha, somebody go post this information in some right wing forums!

Are micro plastics responsible for your micro penis? Are they responsible for those trans people you seem to be so afraid of? Stop microplasitcs before they stop America from becoming the greatness that it never wasn’t!

What if the perceived increase in numbers of androgenous and trans people has a chemical basis: chemicals from plastics interfering with the endocrine system.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9885170/

Snowflake’s chance is a more fun analogy. Don’t get offended, it’s a joke.

I agree with everything you said. The path to a brighter future is not more humans, its fewer. The idea that thoughtful, intelligent people should feel obligated to reproduce for the benefit of humanity is ridiculous.

I feel like this is a whoosh. The environmental impact of our collective straw use is so insignificant compared to the effects of so many other things. The fact that people focus on straws is just evidence that the average person has no idea what to do, in order to decrease their environmental impact and will also complain about the mildest of inconveniences.

Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.

Accept the recursion. Accept it so hard. So hard. So hard. So hard. (I don’t know how to do that thing where the text gets smaller) So hard. So hard. So hard.

This is not innuendo, I literally just want that data storage device, butterface.

My interpretation: The father is possibly misremembering how quickly he achieved milestones in his early adulthood and he now has unrealistic expectations for his son.

Or the father is just giving his son shit.

I’m going to double down here and say that you don’t have to be perfect, but you should really strive to do better than McDonalds as your healthy option.

Their justification for eating highly processed food and drinking artificial sweetener solution is that it’s the only way they can control their calorie intake. Call me rude if you want, but it’s ridiculous.

You don’t have to eat organic vegan everything to be healthy but a McDonalds centric diet isn’t the way to go.

What’s ironic is that you think that eating garbage is the healthiest way to go about feeding yourself.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

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I understand that food is delicious and it is enjoyable to eat but have you considered that the combination of being either poor or cheap, while also being lazy can make you skinny?

I seriously don’t even want to go to the grocery store, pay for all these groceries, unload all that shit from my car, prepare a meal, eat it (the only nice part), do the dishes, put the dishes away, take out the trash, clean the kitchen.

Eating less food less often is way easier than doing all that stuff, and its way cheaper. Fast food isn’t even inexpensive nowadays and its so bad for you.

Don’t be fat, be cheap and lazy.

Their mouths?

I’m going to need … Whatever the appropriate number of tiny handcuffs is. That’s illegal.