Off topic, just curious why you choose to use the characters you do? You clearly are fluent in English, so it seems unlikely that it’s an “oops” from a different keyboard, which means it’s a choice you made. Do you not find that using those characters makes it difficult to read?

Hahaha my niece is younger than that and speaks like a sailor, there are more important things in life than to patrol colorful language of children used within the context of trolling scammers

He’ll eat your pets _and fuck your couch! Nothing is safe!!

I’ve got this sticker on my laptop at work! And whenever the idiots the “engineers” my coworkers have a death wish don’t know how to read ask me to do something stupid I like to point to it and wait for them to see it

$4300 dump here in CA… and he’s been talking about raising it again

sighs in ADHD

I don’t see any bears in this diagram…

If you can find a bear, it might be enough to distract the neighbor, and maybe he’ll share his trees with you

Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!

This… I don’t necessarily agree with this. If you come from a healthy, functional family, then sure, but for those of us who don’t, this is a very unhealthy attitude to keep, and is a mindset that is very easily manipulated.

Some people shouldn’t have children.

Ugh, take your damn upvote, ffs

Don’t give anyone any ideas

I was wondering when someone would mention MasterCrap

While I agree with you on most accounts, Milwaukee drills have cheap switches on them, they’re usually the first to hang to go. The chucks seem kinda cheap too, but honestly that’s not enough for me to switch teams, I’m married to Milwaukee, and the divorce would just be too damn expensive at this point.

It’s definitely an improvement to the song

… Do you not?

My favorite is the “delusions of adequacy”, that one had to sting! The six-pack one though sounds like possible ADHD or some other learning disorder - your child is smart enough, but lacks the ability to do well

Bonus points if there’s pie

This comment is a goddamn work ~o fart~ of art DAMNIT