“Asklemmy.ml” just asked about if anyone had been at any important event televised events.

Mmmm. Guess what.

I mentioned Tiananmen Square 1989: INSTA-BAN!!!

It would be funny if it wasn’t such a horrible thing.

Wai-wai-wait! Just an IMAGE?!?!?

You mean….that’s not ACTUALLY a cable and tiny man? I can’t reach into my phone and touch the tiny man?!?!

There’s, cunts, good cunts, sick cunts, and shit cunts.

Apply as needed.

You never specified which neck (chin?) of the woods was applicable.

I’m all for condemnation of Israel’s OTT war on Palestine, but TBH George Galloway is a shitcunt.

In Australia the gender-neutral term is ‘Cunt’.

I can’t believe they just leave a massive interwebs cable just lying on the fucking beach like that. No wonder it got attacked.

(Winky winky btw)

Lemmy.

I know right?!?! And these mice are nekked in public. So why can’t I be too??!?

Jam factory solves lack of red-coloured blobby ingredients being forced through high-speed machinery by hiring children.

India being India.

Oh, it only loaded as a still pic for me last night.

Jeans?

Pah! I don’t need no stinking permit! I am an asshole all the time!

I don’t understand this photograph. Did this young woman open a microwave to discover a dwarf, inside, filming her?

I don’t get it.

I didn’t know anyone was planning on executing a bunch of artists.

NEEDS MOAR FINGGGERS

“Fighters” aged under 12 and carrying toys.

It depends on your instance.