If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

We need a new country with a fresh constitution based on these ideals and what we’ve learned since the last one. Like what the US did to the British in 1776, but again and better

Yes

It would, assuming they still get 3 meals either way

Ok. Cause I was talking about obesity in case you forgot

We’re still talking about obesity, right?

Ain’t nothing gonna reduce child obesity if it can’t also reduce adult obesity… Most of what a kid eats is what their parents eat

Edit: Jesus guys, correlation != causation. They’re getting more food. More food = bigger tum tum. Not all good things need to also be hailed as a cure for obesity.

I didn’t make any life-ruining mistakes, but like others have said I’d make certain investments. And I’d put the eyelid holders from Clockwork Orange on my friend, show him Requiem for a Dream, and hope he learns not to experiment with drugs

WTF the Democratic party does this too? I get that same shit from the Republican party because my dad once made a donation using my phone number. Fuck this two party system goddammit

I gotta fuck with them a bit at least, they keep coming either way

I think it’s at least fair to say that’s the layman’s description so it makes sense in the context of a crossword

The juxtaposition is the entire point of the comic though, right? I wouldn’t describe salon.com as a racial news site if I had to pick 1 adjective. If she had a BLM t-shirt or something maybe we could ignore politics

I’d rather I didn’t have to choose

There’s another saying which goes “get your head out of your ass”

That’s a reasonable assumption I think

Yeah but if a progressive doesn’t say that shit, they ironically get called racist by those with bluer hair than their own

Their opposing political views are implied by the salon article-sharing progressive woman vs. straight white conservative man. He’s a cartoon man in a single comic panel. If they’re not relying on stereotypes here I’m gonna need the joke explained to me

Salon.com has nothing to do with racism either. It’s just a known progressive news website they’re referencing to imply they have opposing political views.

Blunt version: straight male bad, conservative = racist

I’m actually kind of curious how you’re interpreting this comic though

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As long as each issue gets enough societal focus that shit gets done I’m fine with that. I see class warfare as the “turn it off and on again” approach which should be tried first, while culture wars is the deep dive into Google on all the issues we don’t have in common

I love you, you love me, you dun wasted 15 G’s