Steamed ANDs

Outside the circles are the rest of the universe. i.e. all of the spaces where neither TRICK nor TREAT are true.

Edit: oh, why is a face there and not just orange? I think because it’s cute.

Wait gallowboob moved to twitter?

We all wish we had that in our lives.

I suppose now Ron Desantis will sign a new law that bans Zillow in Florida or something.

Update: AG Ken Paxton sues Texas resident for exposing lack of actual recycling at a Houston Center.

I assume their data shows that funny phrases are more likely to be shared by their users, which drives user engagement, brand awareness, and new user signups. Having worked in B2C social-ish tech, Duolingo is well known as having some of the most sophisticated data, measurement, and experimentation systems in the medium-sized tech company space.

I’m honored! I’ll never have mutton chops like Kilmister’s, and I’ll gladly accept this honorary form of them instead.

Oh goodness, you’re very good at getting my goat.

“Pray I don’t alter it any further.” https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-am-altering-the-deal

To be pedantic, in the meme format (as in the original movie), Padmé asks the same question twice. The second question is not just “Right?” https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/for-the-better-right

Maybe we need something like the Tied House Laws to establish a three-tier system where manufacturers, distributors, and retailers need to be separate companies.

I think it exists anywhere in the world, but if you have strict browser settings the url might not load because it’s not a secure link. And yes, ghost bikes are memorials to cyclists killed in traffic. So the “zoom zoom” caption comes off as morbid.

http://ghostbikes.org/

That’s a proper gif you can hear. Very nice.

Isn’t her question supposed to be the same in both panels for this meme template?

Japanese Fried Chicken? JFC

Looks like this is “Japang”. Terrible reviews online and described as actually a “ghost kitchen”.

Next they’ll require eye contact to continue dispensing.

Games require engagement. You can’t get up from your desk or couch while still playing. You can’t fall asleep while actually playing. So compared to video, Google can sell more valuable ads on games in YouTube because they can guarantee to advertisers that “this person has their eyes glued to the screen, hands on mouse or controller, and their butt in the seat.”

Shorts is a less powerful version of the same idea. It’s also why long-form content is falling out of favor with the algorithm.

How does one manually add a semicolon? vs. automatically?

Except Capitalism 2 is actually quite a fun computer game…