I thought he was sniffing his upper lip

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This was my exact assessment. I like how u think

The my pillow of faces.

Who calls a panini a jaffle for $500?

The bumper sticker slogan isn’t really wrong, i think most of us are ignorant to what we do/don’t like in this regard. I would have never said that before a month ago tbh because my wife never got them, and then when she did, I said why waste the money you dont need them. Then found myself staring at her more. I still prob wouldnt say it. As the women have shown in here we can be pretty oblivious. And I think im fairly in tune with small details making a big difference.

Not that anyone asked but If you like short stories Tolkien wrote one called the Smith of Wootton Major about a magic cake bauble.

Try slow cooking rancid beefribs for 3 days susevide then putting a rack in an air fryer to see if it ‘might mask the stench.’ Our neighbors were dry heaving. House smelled worse than a civil war hospital for weeks.

Also try burning the crap out of mole sauce for like 3 hours.

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