We don’t even get multiple outfit options. We get

• a suit
• an innoticably different suit

Karl Marx in my ass

That’s the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.

The straw man commie in OP’s butt.

Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?

There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.

Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?

Ever heard of zooplankton?

Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Average” can be an arithmetic mean, a median, a geometric mean, or even a mode.

Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.

No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.

Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.

You bought a single strawberry?

I mean, with that van… Not saying it’s not weird, but, like, I get it.

If it would mean things getting cheaper for poor people, it wouldn’t even be all that bad of an idea.

Well, except for the privacy issues, obv.