Dr. Zoidberg

This. Firefox has always been just good. It wasn’t great or anything, it was just a good browser. Then chrome came around and it had more, better features. It was a bit more memory usage, but those were for the additional features Firefox didn’t have.

Firefox didn’t really change a whole lot, it added synching features across accounts, and didn’t get worse. It just stayed the same.

The people made Firefox better, because now they’re creating add-ons for Firefox, where chrome had more.

I feel like once chrome got the majority of browser users, it immediately started going to shit. I have no proof of this, just a memory of it being better until it was announced that chrome was the most used browser, and the near immediate heavier memory usage.

First off, it’s Dr. I didn’t get a doctorate in art studies to be called Mr.

Second off, do you hug your food before you eat it?

I like how that nig morphed into never gonna give you up.

Real subtle.

Why is it dripping down your leg? Are you hugging your garbage when you take it out?

Both of y’all are melting American brains trying to do the math on figuring out what times you’re talking about.

Most Americans have no clue that 13:00 is 1:00pm because 12+1 is too difficult, and God help you if you say 22:00, because 22-12 might as well be euclidean geometry.

To be fair, Republican men prefer to bottom on top. It’s because you can only get so deep if you’re a bottom on bottom.

Are we gonna include school shooting deaths in those vacancies? Because for some absolutely unknown reason American schools suffer from mysterious shooting deaths multiple times a year. It’s so strange and mysterious and there is absolutely no way to stop it. Like, there is literally nothing to do about all the school shootings every single year for the last few decades.

I still live like I have limited minutes, and can honestly say I don’t think I’ve used more than maybe…20 minutes a month? Maybe less. I just checked my last 3 bills, and t-mobile doesn’t list minutes anymore.

I cancelled plans once with the excuse that I had to take care of my grandmother.

I wiped her urn off with an anti bacterial wipe, and played videogames.

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Deleted the half dozen other apps I had for all my Lemmy accts. Now I have just 1 app to rule them all.