I’m not good with mushrooms… I’m not a mycologist…

Someone tell me when this becomes prescribable

You pay for your windows license?

Thisis what the nazis would’ve looked like if they were Asian or black

I think the point was that her voice cracked and it was a comparatively mid halftime show

Because it that case, you wouldn’t be able to slash any more tires.

It’s also not fun to be dead

Yes and no. On one (nihilistic) hand, you live to die. The other hand (the better one) is that you give your own meaning to live. Fill in the spaces between the living, dying, and suffering parts, to make them seem insufficient in comparison. Just like the time you spent with your cat.

Nothing makes either side any less true - it’s all up to interpretation. For your mental health, though, it’s better to follow the latter.

Audacity -> Tenacity

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The onion, is that you?