Flowers never bend in my ass
I imagine they’re quite hard to do by accident
Slack tide ?
My first thought was rice paddies.
Even wetter than rice panties
This is what happens when a men dedicates himself to economic philosophy! It is my life Bro! My life!
You proved them right.
No such thing as a free lunch.
They always want something for it, in this case it was to prove them wrong.
I made friends with this person I met online in a game, spent the evening gaming together. Changed my life forever
Nice. Be proud.
Dunno what of, but be proud anyway!
I’ve always thought Australia was a trouble maker.
Remember, if your photoprism lasts more than 4 hours, consult a medical professional
We still talking about power banks?
If only they didn’t have their personal data to check that.
McDonalds is not a well paying job?
I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.
Maybe not that shocked.
Originally a Frankie Boyle joke?
I have SMBsync2 copy over any photos older than 30 days to a location on my local network.
Its free, doesn’t run in the background and requires very little setup
I wrote programs to solve statistics questions on my calculator, which was apparently fine at in class but not allowed for exams
The invigilators would go around checking your calculator had been cleared and reset before the exam.
So i wrote a program that replicated the reset screen. Totally worked. Didn’t use my stats program in the exam anyway.
As a male therapist I have to be so careful with this.
Even clients who totally trust me have reported that little voice that’s learned to be suspicious of men gets a bit worried by physical contact. Taking into account that I don’t ever initiate hugs or any kind of touch, that says a lot about the dangers to both parties.
don’t be gross dudes. Wash your ass in the shower.
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