The ears are mouse ears, the tail isn’t a rat tail… but honestly this is a very confusing angle and degree of obesity.

You’re still judging it subjectively.

I’m 36 and this is exhausting.

I have badly needed a shit all day but I work outdoors. Unfortunately not quite outdoors enough, though. Two more hours to go, or thereabouts, wish me luck and sphinctoral fortitude.

These were basketball fans, and for a completely unimportant match. It was quite incongruous with the atmosphere in the venue and the attitude of the other team’s fans. Very weird!

Yes I’ve not had good experiences with Israeli sports fans, they take it much too seriously.

I put them in the fridge because I don’t have anywhere else to put them, but I’m aware it’s unnecessary.

Just please end finance capitalism.

hmm

Cherry Lips

swaddled for days

Yeah, it saves money. Still insane, but not due to the cost.

That’s not really an accurate translation of 傻屄 (shǎbī), it’s a very vulgar way to say “stupid cunt”, and you’d usually substitute the second character for, e.g., 比/逼 or even an actual “B” because the character itself is considered offensive (meaning components are 尸 “body” + 穴 “hole/cavity”, worsened by the fact 尸 is actually the “corpse” radical).

pessary

变态外人
biàntài wàirén

But a 22-year old is a child, also.

Thanks for the suggestions! Will definitely do the wonton dumplings this week.

Does anybody cook anymore? I have started cooking again for my girlfriend and honestly it’s like having another job, it takes fucking ages every day. When I lived on my own I would sometimes go months without a hot meal, because realistically, how can you work full time and attend to the daily tasks of living? Genuinely, where is the time? I’m out for twelve hours of every day.

I am fully aware of this.

It’s an English tradition.