John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

respect

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

imagine trusting russian polls lol

My favorite interaction was on a college campus. They had set up a table and were telling every passerby “Jesus loves you!” So I cheerfully returned “and Allah loves you!”

I will forever cherish the physical recoil and look of revulsion that crossed their faces. I’m an atheist, for context

this some bass (bAYse) vs bass (bASS) shit

You know what isnt a tough choice? Blocking you 🥰

sir this is Wendy’s c/shitpost

I think I see why other people are getting disturbed by the way you talk about this subject, and why you’re getting shut down everywhere. You don’t seem to be coming at this from a “this is history, the shock that photos like Napalm Girl causes is a necessary part of sharing the realities of war with the world” perspective. You started this with, essentially, “why cant I appreciate a little girl’s nipples without being censored?” It’s fuckin creepy. You were trying to share this on adult video sites, as in porn sites? CREEPY.

I feel like you almost made the point I HOPE you were going for when you brought up the naked statues and depictions of shirtless toddlers—the problem that society correlates nudity with sexuality, and freaks out over completely non-sexual things like the statue of David. This behavior can lead to a lot of shame about people’s bodies and sexuality when they’ve done nothing but exist.

Since this is in c/shitpost I also really hope I’m overthinking this and you’re just shitposting, cause after reading this I feel like I need a shower.

no, just forgetful lol

famous examples of this in my family include “lava mountain” for volcano and “lamp hat” for lamp shade

you are spreading made up shit as we speak to prove your own point, and you’re very rude. you have reached a conclusion and think anyone who disagrees with you is either a liar or stupid. bye

yes that’s why I made up an arbitrary example of something I had experienced firsthand

I see speculation but nothing solid. I think google is pulling from the rumors, which it really shouldn’t. If he is slated then that’s fine, let me know if you find anything

google claims Alan Tudyk is in Andor, he isn’t

imdb for andor

imdb for alan tudyk

I mean if they got it right it would be a handy feature lol, but yes it clearly can’t be trusted so I stopped bothering

oh okay, you wanna be like that

Google straight up lies to me about movies an actor has been in, almost every time. “Wow, I had no idea Robert Downey Jr was in Mean Girls! Who did he play?” checks imdb “no he fuckin wasn’t wtf google” (this is an arbitrary example I just made up because I don’t feel like finding a real one right now)

is this supposed to be about someone specific?

I have this issue too. I have a few people in my life who pay attention to the news, I just ask them to inform me when something big happens, or I ask for updates if it’s been a week or two. I check out those specific topics then move on. I realized it didn’t serve me to stay very informed, so I just want the bare minimum.

I go through phases. I was glued to the news at the start of the Israel-Hamas war, then it became too much and I had to back off. I’ll be back at it again at the height of the 2024 US election so I can make informed voting decisions, then I’m done again until the next major thing.