And by authority he means himself.
And by authority he means himself.
Once while camping I used a tent peg to eat meat from a can.
The only reason I’m not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.
That’s not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.
At least an oz is easily measurable. It’s worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.
Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.
And jail time is the value of the art.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
Yes. And You can say, it’s not Dickface, it’s Dickfacé, damn it!
I moved to Denmark recently. The Danish love to fly their flag. Half of the houses have a flagpole. It’s weird for me because no one in Poland does this.
I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that’s the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.
Sweet mother of blessed acceleration don’t fail me now.
The circles have Roman numerals. A is 1, B is 2, C is 2 again and D is 1 plus a hidden Saddam Hussein.
I know it’s fake, but couldn’t she at least choose a nicer font?
It’s not even a thing in The rest of the world. I don’t think I’ve ever given a tip in my life.
Where did You think the special sauce comes from?
Operation dumb drop.
At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.