There’s is already an operating system like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacOS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(operating_system)

You can also buy mustard. Like, hello! All someone has to do is boil that, and they have mustard gas!

Objectively, Chinese characters look cooler than latin characters, so he can just shut up and let us get water tattooed on us.

Gosh I just feel so sorry for all of them. I can’t imagine the struggle.

This wine sounds like a white wine.

If only I had just spent $60. Unfortunately I spent about $30,000.

Did you get the kind that can also make dinner? Wait, am I thinking of a microwave?

Just once. No reason to be sorry though. The only big loss was the money that went to the wedding.

Joke’s on you, I got married in two of those years.

No, do it yourself. You have email. Email them. Don’t annoy everyone with your support requests.

This is not the place to ask for that support.

This really depends on how you installed. Some partition types are easier to resize than others. The most important thing to do is backup everything important before you do anything.

Then boot to a live CD and you can use something like gparted or KDE Partition Manager to delete the NTFS partition and resize your Linux partition.

If you have a spare drive with enough space, it’s a great idea to take an image of the whole disk using Gnome Disks. That way if anything goes wrong, you can restore to the point you took the image.

Look up a tutorial on how to resize specifically your partition type (luks, ext4, btrfs, etc) with KDE PM or gparted. That should inform you of any caveats you should be aware of beforehand.

Preferably image the whole disk to some file on another disk so you can unfuck anything that gets fucked.

Toss in a few plugged in power strips and extension cords to add a nice spicy flavor to everything.

I signed up for a bunch of things with my Facebook account, then I lost my Facebook account. I also lost most of those accounts.

That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.

I didn’t know if you were going to succeed in this joke. Way to stick the landing.

I think it’s more because companies don’t usually run Windows on their servers. Like, internal domain servers, sure, but their actual services run on Linux, in almost every case.

Guys, come on. They clearly meant it in terms of security.

“Come on in, hackers, we’re always open.”

When were you a kid? There was a vending machine in an ice rink when I was a kid in the nineties that exclusively sold candy, and the sour candies were always sold out by the time the guy came to refill.