Curiously inspiring, this one

Kink shaming is HIS kink, don’t be judgy

These assholes will stop at nothing to get you to upgrade.

Lesser Britain?

You need to read more smut.

Batman bin Suparman

Median home price in the US last year was about 450k, so I’d say your scale is a bit skewed.

May thy knife chip and shatter.

Railing held up fine. Railing mounts on the other hand…

The answer to that question is always yes.

Not a terrible play, but it has a BIG downside you might not be considering.

99.99% of the corn grown first world, and a lot of other food crops, are sterile hybrid varieties that don’t readily reseed themselves (Monsanto and company HATE when farmers don’t have to buy seed every year).

Once there is no more harvesting or maintenance on stockpile equipment, that supply will dwindle faster than you might expect.

I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.

My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.

I seem to remember reading that domesticated dogs evolved more expressive eyebrows that proved to be a survival advantage in this process.

Probably shouldn’t keep them at all, pockets or no pockets.

Better idea, send the robot to work and you can hang out at home

Pickles!

I really want to know what the other four things are. Not enough to go look, but enough to complain here.

Acorn trees? You mean oak trees?

Exactly, each keystroke is an atomic task! Doesn’t that make you feel more productive?