Mayor Poopington

I have a tortilla pocket on my cargo shorts. It’s where I keep all my tortillas.

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

Menards are stuck to methighs

I don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job

Scissors really revolutionized clothing when everyone realized they didn’t have to wear the whole sheep

im the same except when i go loud i get hard

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Wireless Access Pigeon?

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

tell me more about this brain penis

Pessimism is definitely part of it. Homeownership here in the US is at an all time low and I blame that too. When renting, you’re moving every few years and adding kids on top of that? Fuck that.

They’ve been hitting Beirut and southern Lebanon the past few weeks.

Damn. I had no idea Israel was indiscriminately bombing Canadian cities.

Regular glass just tastes like blood

Same as razor blades

Mmmm cheese flavored glass