Did you know? By indiscriminately removing every 3rd letter, you can ethically decrease input size by up to 33%!

also if there aren’t legal repercussions but you’re still endangering people by fucking it up, please don’t :)

i suppose that would make it (K|C)DE

ah, yes: salting for improved security, i’ve heard that before!

don’t forget the ones we got paid for very well and the ones we introduced to not go to prison

thanks to this showing how many images it’s scanning, i now know that i have 17.000 memes saved. thank you :)

experience helps. after some time, you will suckless :)

shouldn’t the butter be a “non-spray non-stick cooking stick” ?

Depending on the company you work at you can actually still encounter testing equipment built during WW2 because “it still works”

tbf i am the other extreme: i work in a material science lab so we work almost exclusively with specialized/custom software

Office 365 […] i know we can use the web version

tbf, this isn’t the only software related problem. a lot of companies also use specially developed software that doesn’t have a linux version because everyone in the company is using windows anyways and adding a different release target would likely add costs and consume more development time for those internal tools

well, you can always donate to open source projects…

waiting for the day when blender becomes an operating system tbh

Programmer is insufficiently polite

- INTERCAL

i think the problem there is more structural than formatting

then where does the invention of the well place within all this?

awesome while you’re at it

“life finds a way [to end]” is valid here :)

this one truly does spark joy…