I’m scared of the day Amazon realises they actually do have more power than the government.

You don’t think we should blame the one person who made up the lie and sparked racist riots across the country?

What was the strategy?

Badass! Thanks!

This guy (Tim) did it from kittenhood, so he doesn’t mind at all. Our last cat (Dharma) took a bit of convincing, and trying different styles of harness.

Cat, cup of coffee. Sometimes phone if I remember.

Pro tip, if this happens to you split your tickets up into smaller chunks! It has two effects:

One is that you will see progress from one sprint to the next, even if it’s 1 story point at a time.

It also has a psychological effect! If you’re like me you will avoid the huge, nebulous tasks. But if it’s something manageable with a defined start and end, you will do it. You could probably even schedule it.

If only that worked on humans!

🎶 Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think 🎶 Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink 🎶 The years go by, as quickly as you blink 🎶 Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think

Do American schools have a lot of job recruiters who have access to the kids private data?

What’s scientific about this, exactly? It’s just a guy saying random self-help words (meditation! purpose!) and applying them randomly to plants

I was gonna say buying a house too. Mortgage payments are 1/3 what my rent was, and rents have doubled since then.

Oreo cookie? That’s a shit sandwich!

It’s the one I use most, even though it sucks. I like that I can control it with my phone

Do, or do not! There is no try.

I’d like that please

I bought that one time and my cat wouldn’t stop eating it.

Drawing a direct line up the suffragettes is genius. History will prove them right