It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

Thank you! 🙃😊

I don’t get it

I haven’t laughed so hard at a comment in I bit. I can hear you spitting this at me like.

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.

This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.

“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.

—me to the neighbor’s mailbox

I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself

Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.

Anyone else get ptsd flashbacks to:

• “aitch tee tee pee ess colon backslash backslash…” or
• “the email address is all lowercase, all one word…”

Let’s pick another one. Aces aren’t narcissists anymore than I am when I check myself out in the mirror. Buffalo Bill style.

His second expression made for some loud guffaws at my house

First of all, Jesus Christ.