Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

When we run out of alphabet, maybe we could settle on something like sexu-else/sexuelse/non-cis-het-hate/sexuallies???

I’m down to read your fanfic

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

My poor doctor

Which ones??!?

Ohhh – was trying to remember where I knew the small of your back from

T as in Trumpist

It is a word, it’s just often misused.¹

1. m-w.com/grammar/supposably-vs-supposedly

Gold lining: other hotel guests start to die at only 37° C

Long press on the square Averages panel toward the bottom of a location

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

FACELESS ROBOT: the F train is running on the A line

me: did Halloween fall on Friday the 13th this year??!

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

So… yes? We could put both in?

If you have a problem with the way Jesus authored The Star-Spangled Banner, then maybe you should move to France: La Marseillaise doesn’t allude to slavery or take pride in Americans committing treason against their leader in London.

Still better than its actual etymology