“I’ve been on gel that makes you orange for three years but I still greyscalemode in public” (I’ve been using a gel that makes my skin appear orange for three years, but I still appear in a muted, grayscale-like manner in public)

“My spectral decomposition is too close to homogeneous everyone can see it” (The distribution of colors in my appearance is too uniform and lacking in variety, so it is obvious to everyone)

“I have accepted my fate as an orangecel desaturatoid” (I have accepted my fate as an orange-colored, desaturated and dull version of myself)

“luckchromatic primaroids such as yourself could never understand” (People with normal, vibrant color perception like yourself could never truly understand my experience)

Poor Google

So simple. So dumb.

“I would estimate that the entire fediverse is developed off of the backs of maybe, at best, 100 engineers,” she said. “All of whom are either low paid, underpaid, or unpaid, who are trying to build software, and at the same time, are supporting the userbase of monthly active users in the range of 1.1 million to 7.4 million.”

Transcription-Kevin Durant meme, “LIKE 100 PEOPLE:”…“Y’ALL THE REAL MVPS”